| Rank | Score | Team | Week | Owner(s) |
| 1. | 149.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 12, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 2. | 142.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 13, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 3. | 140.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 10, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 4. | 129.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 1, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 5. | 125.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 4, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 6. | 118.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 8, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 7. | 117.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 2, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 8. | 112.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 6, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 8. | 112.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 5, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 10. | 108.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 14, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 11. | 105.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 7, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 12. | 104.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 3, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 13. | 97.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 11, 2003 | Brian Levinson |
| 14. | 69.00 | Two Dumb Schmucks | Week 9, 2003 | Brian Levinson |