| Pos. | Starters | Team | Points | PPG | Total | Games | |
| C | J.T. Realmuto | Phi | 31 | 2.75 | 294 | 5 | |
| 1B | Vinnie Pasquantino | KC | 52 | 3.31 | 427 | 7 | |
| 2B (3B) | Jazz Chisholm Jr. | NYA | 27 | 3.68 | 361 | 6 | |
| SS | Francisco Lindor | NYN | 29 | 3.64 | 466 | 6 | |
| 3B | Manny Machado | SD | 28 | 3.49 | 457 | 7 | |
| OF | Juan Soto | NYN | 33 | 4.08 | 522 | 6 | |
| OF | Mike Trout | LAA | 10 | 3.30 | 337 | 6 | |
| OF | Taylor Ward | LAA | 17 | 3.63 | 464 | 6 | |
| DH (OF) | James Wood | Was | 18 | 3.69 | 472 | 6 | |
| Pos. | 1st Backup | Team | Points | PPG | Total | Games | |
| C | Logan O'Hoppe | LAA | 1 | 2.41 | 239 | 3 | |
| 1B (OF) | Alec Burleson | StL | 15 | 2.82 | 330 | 5 | |
| 2B | Bryson Stott | Phi | 31 | 2.79 | 321 | 5 | |
| SS | Ezequiel Tovar | Col | 18 | 2.84 | 182 | 7 | |
| 3B (SS) | Carlos Correa | Hou | 25 | 2.65 | 300 | 7 | |
| OF | Kerry Carpenter | Det | 9 | 2.90 | 296 | 5 | |
| DH (OF) | Brenton Doyle | Col | 34 | 2.74 | 301 | 6 | |
| Pos. | 2nd Backup | Team | Points | PPG | Total | Games | |
| 2B (SS) | Jordan Lawlar | Ari | DNP | 0.57 | 4 | 0 | |
| OF (2B,SS) | Brendan Donovan | StL | DNP | 2.86 | 315 | 0 | |
| Pos. | 3rd Backup | Team | Points | PPG | Total | Games | |
| OF (2B,3B) | Jonathan India | KC | 14 | 2.53 | 304 | 7 | |
| Pitching Staff Alignment | |||||||
| 7 Starts, 2 Relievers | |||||||
| Pos. | Pitching Order | Team | Points | PPG | Total | Games | |
| 1st SP | Bryan Woo | Sea | 22 | 14.88 | 372 | 1 | |
| 2nd SP | Ranger Suarez | Phi | 42 | 15.20 | 304 | 2 | |
| 3rd SP | Freddy Peralta | Mil | 37 | 14.63 | 395 | 2 | |
| 4th SP | Dylan Cease | SD | 12 | 9.00 | 234 | 1 | |
| 5th SP | Merrill Kelly | Tex | 18(36) | 13.33 | 360 | 2 | |
| 6th SP | Michael Wacha | KC | 0(25) | 11.73 | 305 | 2 | |
| 7th SP | Seth Lugo | KC | 0(12) | 11.28 | 282 | 2 | |
| 8th SP | Yusei Kikuchi | LAA | 0(18) | 11.22 | 303 | 1 | |
| 9th SP | Ryan Pepiot | TB | 0(20) | 11.89 | 321 | 1 | |
| 1st RP | Edwin Diaz | NYN | 3 | 8.15 | 391 | 1 | |
| 2nd RP | Carlos Estevez | KC | 36 | 8.31 | 482 | 3 | |
| 3rd RP | Daniel Palencia | ChN | 0(46) | 6.52 | 300 | 4 | |
| Hit=263 Pit=170 Total=433 | |||||||
| Pos. | Injured List | Team | Points | PPG | Total | Games | |
| OF | Tyler O'Neill | Bal | DNP | 2.84 | 122 | 0 | |
| 2025 EL8 Standings | |||
| Western Division | W | L | Win % |
| High Cheese | 100 | 65 | 0.6061 |
| Kirby Pucket | 95 | 70 | 0.5758 |
| Santa’s Red Sox | 82 | 80 | 0.5062 |
| Urinal Mints | 76 | 86 | 0.4691 |
| 2025 National Ranking Summary | |||
| Category | Hitting | Pitching | Total |
| Rank | 157th | 50th | 76th |
| Average | 194.00 | 125.00 | 320.00 |